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Welcome to Dirty Futon Girl™
Dirty Futon Girl wants everyone to find their pleasure. We create products and content to fuel your fantasies and sexual adventure.
We happen to identify as women who love dick, so that is the lens of the content we bring. We hope everyone feels welcome.
We are Megan and Sarah. Best friends and sluts for life. We have lived long enough to see that women are sold a bill of bullshit that keeps us all from being sexually empowered.
Nothing would make us happier than to see more women out there exploring their sexual desires with no shame and 100% safe.
We love you, sluts!
We believe in supporting ethical materials and labor in the pursuit of protecting our environment and workers so we can all live in a better world.
- We use minimal plastic
- We select ethically produced materials
- We choose recycled materials
- We support manufacturers who provide fair wages
- We support small businesses and Made In the USA