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Welcome to Dirty Futon Girl™
Hi, we’re Sarah and Megan, the founders of Dirty Futon Girl,
a pleasure company for women.
We want more women to be inspired to seek out their pleasure, whatever that may be. We’ve both had our own experiences and challenges as we’ve reconciled cultural BS and other barriers.
We understand that it’s hard to make time for pleasure, know where to find it, and make it a priority.
As women, we understand that the world can be pretty unsexy and disappointing, or drying as we call it. Lol. From politics to dating to just being out in the struggling world, we don’t always get inspired or see men at their best.
Knowing we wanted to help women find pleasure, and we couldn’t find exactly what we wanted to fantasize with, we decided to build it.
We believe in supporting ethical materials and labor in the pursuit of protecting our environment and workers so we can all live in a better world.
- Non-AI, human made, featuring real humans only
- We use minimal plastic
- We select ethically produced materials
- We choose recycled materials
- We support manufacturers who provide fair wages
- We support small businesses and Made In the USA